Monday 2 February 2015

Lisa Hanna: Disappointment of 2014, Forreal my nigga?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *insert lots of crying emoji here*. According to an article entitled "Lisa Hanna: Disappointment of the year 2014" published on January 30, 2015 in the Jamaica Gleaner, written by Father Richard Ho Lung, the biggest disappointment of 2014 for Jamaicans was a scantily clad Ms Lisa Hanna Minister of Youth and Culture strolling on the beach. I respect you Mr Ho Lung but for crying out loud are you serious? You live under a rock? Not because Jamaica is sometimes referred to as "Jam Rock" doesn't mean you should live under one. Before I continue here is the picture that sparked outcry from Jamaica's traditionalists:















Sings *Girl look at that body. Girl look at that body. Girl look at that body Ms Hanna yuh work out.* This should not have been mentioned in his article look how many others things we have to be disappointed about when it comes to last year? We failed to keep the death toll under 1,000, we failed to protect citizens reprimanded awaiting bail, the Jamaica Urban Transit Company raised bus fares again and of course I have to mention our pay is stagnant like the dirty water that breathes mosquitoes. Father Ho Lung of all persons should know of the struggles we as a nation face after all he was the head of the Missionaries of the poor. 

Notice that the lady in question was wearing a top now imagine if she wasn't? Father Ho Lung would probably have had a heart attack, I think Father Ho Lung wear his white robe to the beach if he ever went. He is obviously a traditionalist, I am not bashing his beliefs and of course there is freedom of speech but please find something better to post in the gleaner, are you now bored because you have stepped down? Hahaha my friend said and I quote "Father Ho Lung is mad because Ms Hanna made his something jump *winks*."

Until next time Adios folks. 



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